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burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

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ttthea:

The best thing I have ever seen. Ever

ttthea:

The best thing I have ever seen. Ever

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 2 days ago

cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

Posted 2 days ago

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

Posted 2 days ago

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

Posted 2 days ago

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

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thatfunnyblog:

But that was what I came here for.

(Source: ladeh-amanda)

Posted 2 days ago

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

Posted 2 days ago